Kids: Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad...

By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

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By nowimbroketoo - 22/07/2013 17:47 - Australia - Beaumaris

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML

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Threat

By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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By raquel - 17/07/2015 16:40 - United States

Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML

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Damien

By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 10:00

Today, as an agency babysitter, I was sent to babysit “Satan’s evil twin.” This kid is so bad, the dad pays additional fees to the agency for every time he damages the sitter's personal items, or if they require a hospital visit. His advice was, "Don’t be afraid to hit him back or he will take your eyes." FML

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Hold this for me

By Anonymous - 06/07/2023 15:00

Today, a lady chased me through the mall because I wouldn’t babysit her kid while she shopped. I hate kids and don’t babysit, especially random ones, and especially not for free. FML

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Little darling

By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Username - 24/06/2011 22:11 - United States

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

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Social services

By Anonymous - 18/07/2022 06:00

Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML

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By MumMatters - 09/09/2016 10:26 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my babysitter told me to find a replacement, so I tried to bribe her into staying by offering her a raise. She told me that the money would be better spent on an exorcist. FML

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Family matters

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 06:00

Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML

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LeFailureInLife 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:11

I don't think I would trust my kids with some random off of Craigslist.. 0.0

Mama_Umbridge 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:05

Also being kidnapped sucks. Make sure he comes with you to meet them.

Comments

Gherazz 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 11:14

Cut them

MatthewDmerrill 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 12:22

You were a child once!

MoogleSam 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 13:43

What relevance does that have with what the OP said? Being a child at some point doesn't mean that as an adult they should love children or babies. I personally DESPISE babies because they make really high pitched screams and cries, and younger children for ENCOURAGING them to do it MORE.

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 5 February 2012 20:53

Well said, my friend.

LennyComa 39

Saturday 4 February 2012 13:23

If I were you your Dad would Nursing a broken jaw and/or arms

kurty1 1

Saturday 4 February 2012 15:00

Well arent you an asshole, you ******* deserve it wanker

withyou_fml 1

Saturday 4 February 2012 15:30

I don't see how someone can say they hate kids. Theyre not that fond of you either

PedoPancakes 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 15:51

YDI for hating kids. You were one too you know.

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 5 February 2012 20:50

This doesn't matter at all. We were all kids once. This doesn't mean we have to like children or want to take care of them. I hate children too, and y'know what? As a child, I was probably a perfect example of WHY I hate them. I have no doubt that I screamed bloody murder out in public, annoying the f*ck out of everyone nearby.

NOUman1218 1

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:17

You were once a child. But im sure from your point of view you were "Different" from everyone else and that meant you were normal.

Rach227 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:57

For all people hating op because 'they were once a kid too' just because you were once doesn't mean you enjoy looking after kids, it's a personal choice. I've never liked kids and never intend on having any doesn't mean i think we were any different i just don't want to look after a kid. Just because you like kids doesn't mean everyone else has too!

Rach227 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:59

Totally agree with you too. Sick of people thinking I should adore kids and that one day I'll want some of my own. Being a child once doesn't hold any relevance