By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 064
You deserved it 8 819
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

LeFailureInLife 7

I don't think I would trust my kids with some random off of Craigslist.. 0.0

162 4
Mama_Umbridge 8

Also being kidnapped sucks. Make sure he comes with you to meet them.

140 9

Comments

coolprince 0

let this be a experince for u to deal with children

0 2
tennisrapper1 14

I think that people often overlook kids. They're actually quite sophisticated in a sense. Many of them have brilliant minds of their own that can develop into something useful and unique.

3 6
froglegs96 0

I hope you will fully admit that you hate what you were and may still be until the age of 18.

0 8
nanxi 30

Hopefully, the kid's mother won't come home to find her kid locked in the bathroom and you passed out from drinking.

1 1
KiddNYC1O 20

I say when they go past age 5 they're little brats.

1 1
charliethom 0

You got off lucky, i would punch kick and tell a kid to bite you for hating kids. YOU DUMBASS THERE NOT THE BEST BUT SO WHAT DOCHEBAG

0 1
laden_swallow09 34

Lucky? How? Children ARE vile, little monsters who will hurt themselves the moment you turn your back if they're not mouthing off at you or persecuting each other on the playground for whatever reasons. I should know. I was an obnoxious little shit when I was growing up.

1 0
laden_swallow09 34

That did NOT go under the right post… Oy. >.

0 0
geod69 8

Them find a real job & stop crying

0 3
THE_A_TEEN 27

I would like to know where you live to find a real job, so far I found fake ones. Unfortunately I can't find listings for a captain needed on a spice freighter headed to naboo.

4 0
THE_A_TEEN 27

I would like to know where you live where real jobs exists, so far I found fake ones. Unfortunately I can't find listings for a captain needed on a spice freighter headed to naboo. Help a brother out?

0 0
desireev 17

OP wasn't looking for a 'fake' job. The old pops found one for OP and decided to keep all of the earnings. Nice try though!

1 0
TheJester12 15

more of an fml for the future kids you will be baby sitting. if the baby sitting gig doesn't work out so well I heard craig's list is hotter than a Vegas corner for young, desperate money hungry ******. pro tip: avoid customers in windowless vans. they tend to be serial killers.

2 3
AmbrosiaWriter 17

Uhm? Where did this come from? The dad took all those postings on the OP's behalf, without consulting the OP at all, AND was planning on taking all the money from those postings.

2 0