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By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By Deaththreat101 - 08/08/2012 20:39 - United States - Evanston

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

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By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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By Nice - 01/05/2012 13:58 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 00:01

Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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flockz 19

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:06

i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.

CCrunner2 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:04

I guess he's not always good.

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deefan101 11

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:41

HHahahahaha!! ?

NomOnShroomz 14

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:41

One of them must be an imposter.

RokNRoll11 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:42

What a couple of JOKERS! They fail!

HeyImJuli 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:56

lol and tomorrow they will attack u saying their ironman :)

meligje 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:01

If they were wearing hockey pads and were wielding shotguns they weren't Batman. /obscuremoviereference

batman4eva3113 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:19

win

epiclife101 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:08

Carry criptonite next time

StopDropNRoll 11

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:54

Pick up a comic next time or read a book or watch the cartoon. Just get the facts straight 8)

CyonideCyns 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 23:15

Not only do you not know how to spell, you are also an idiot for even suggesting such a thing. Study up if you wanna have a REAL purpose in superhero related conversations.

epiclife101 0

Friday 5 August 2011 12:27

Ok dress as the joker then . Is that better

r9e7v 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:15

starts witha "k"

jewknowit710 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:35

And isn't used to fight batman you tool

cymruambyth 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:21

I guess they both didn't want to be Robin

Tesaatje 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:22

Did they have the badmobile?

Richard16 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:47

lol

Richard16 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:47

lol

Petronix 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:28

Why...so...SERIOUS!

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