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By Venus - 13/03/2014 22:28 - United States - La Crescenta

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML
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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

I'll give you an applause for trying, even though I show no emotion whatsoever with my poker face.

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curt194 10

Please tell me you said "don't you know my ass is famous?" After saying Uranus?

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dreamweaver1227 11

I am very sad to say I know planets because of Sailor Moon. No shame, OP.

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sailorarctic 22

thats not sad. if you delve into the fanbase and meet the fan created scouts you learn other astral bodies as well as planets, many not even in our solar system.

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Lanker 17

I dont like when people bring Sailor Moon up. I feel so sad just to think that almost every character dies :'(

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CrazyGirlfriend 21

I did too! it was my favorite anime as a child and really got me into being an anime nerd.

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dquirke 7

I sing the one from Drake and Josh :)

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hulopro 16

Like that one episode of Hannah Montana where she memorized bones with a random choreographed song.

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ViviMage 39

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas!

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SwtCherryPie 26

Yay, you included Pluto.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

I used to have mnemonic tricks like that too OP. At least it works :)

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tranced_ 45

that's a good technique.. you're a bright student :)

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Eirina_fml 12

I watched Sailor Moon. So yeah. I remember them >.>

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