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By Venus - 13/03/2014 22:28 - United States - La Crescenta

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML
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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

I'll give you an applause for trying, even though I show no emotion whatsoever with my poker face.

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curt194 10

Please tell me you said "don't you know my ass is famous?" After saying Uranus?

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happyfingers 15

Da hell? Lady Gaga? Could have at least gone for Blues Clues. The Suns a hot star, mercury's hot tooo :D

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FMLworthy5000 21

That's actually a pretty neat trick

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HunterSeabreeze 11

I always use this French mnemonic "Mon Vieux, Tu M'as Jeté Sur Une Nouvelle Planète." Even though its in French it still works wonders!

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laserbeamsarah 1

YOU ARE MY HERO! Uranus! Don't you know my ass is famous! Monsters are everywhere ;)

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kat2943 20

I only know the order cause of Drake and Josh

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CrazyGirlfriend 21

I would always sing the sailor moon theme song! dont feel bad. haha.

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jabbinmonkey27 4

That sucks but next time just say I can't say ALL the planets we don't know how big the universe is

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jessicacogar02 5

Don't feel bad. An episode of Saved By the Bell is what helped me remember when I was younger.

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EpicGagaFan 7

This speaks to me on a spiritual level

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