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By Venus - 13/03/2014 22:28 - United States - La Crescenta

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

I'll give you an applause for trying, even though I show no emotion whatsoever with my poker face.

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curt194 10

Please tell me you said "don't you know my ass is famous?" After saying Uranus?

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shhhaaarrron 12

Hey! Whatever works! If you're singing in your head there's nothing to be ashamed about

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Kruiser 16

Puh-puh-puh-puh-planets puh-puh-puh-pluto

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AnOriginalName 19

Pluto will always be a planet in my heart.

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TallMist 32

NASA WAS WRONG! Pluto is clearly still a planet! Just because it has barely circled the sun a few times means nothing to its planetary status! Hush up!

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Brianna_Ray 23

Whatever works I guess :p I personally like Lady Gaga.

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doodlecloud 26

Eh, I still say My Very Easy Method Just Shows Us Nine Planets. I could name them without it but it's quicker and easier...why make life extra difficult? Hell, I even still use the alphabet song occasionally.

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doodlecloud 26

Still helps me remember the others. Besides, Pluto will always be a planet in my heart.

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GraceyBlueEyes 13

my very easy method just sums up naming planets is the one I know. I will always consider Pluto one.

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andromeda335 9

You know we are old when Pluto is still considered a planet...

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stoych 19

My 7 year old son was struggling to remember the planets for his school project. Thanks for this, I have never seen it before but I'm going to use it with him. :0)

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alyant 12

Don't worry I still have to use a calculator to make sure two and two is four

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False_Stupidity 41

It's not 3? Damn, i've been wrong all these years.

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Binglebeee 16

There's nothing bad about that OP, everyone does little things like this to help them remember =)

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mackdeezy 22

Drake and Josh showed me. I saw Mercury, then Venus. I saw the earth, then Mars....

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InsanePPG 25

Saw Jupiter, then Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune!

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GirlGamer12345 22

So? You remembered then didn't you? Some people just remember like that. Don't worry about it OP

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