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By Venus - 13/03/2014 22:28 - United States - La Crescenta

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML
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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

I'll give you an applause for trying, even though I show no emotion whatsoever with my poker face.

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curt194 10

Please tell me you said "don't you know my ass is famous?" After saying Uranus?

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xKai_Axelx 12

I sing along to the song Josh sang in Drakr n Josh....

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fantasyworld 37

Eh, whatever helps. I use "My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" but now it's "My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nachos".

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Tgimonday 14

hey I use a song from the show blues clues

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littlelesbian 9

Honestly, I still sing the song from blues clues.

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Hangryko 31

Should have watched Sailor Moon instead.

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