Intimacy: Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me...

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By tuppu - 03/11/2010 14:35 - Finland

Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

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By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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By Liz - 26/03/2016 19:26 - United States - Torrance

Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML

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By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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By pey - 21/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML

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By kharrington - 07/04/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML

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Terezi 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:04

Maybe she sent it to the wrong person by accident.

HahaHokayThen 10

Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:02

calm down. maybe she was drunk. haha

Comments

starberries 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 20:36

They don't have laws against sexual harassment in Finland?

Zebidee 8

Wednesday 3 November 2010 20:48

Relax. You're not going to be fired by someone that has just handed you the evidence for a successful sexual harassment suit in writing.

ablazingly88 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 21:16

Maybe that text was meant for someone else

beeffyboy 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 21:16

today I got hammered and thot it would b funny to text an employee that I want her. it was.

jose1760 1

Wednesday 3 November 2010 21:30

Invite her to eat fish tacos and tell her how you feel!

gigilvrs6 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 21:31

To hell with turning her down! Secretly have (idk what else to call it) sex behind your husbands back so you can get all the guilty pleasure you want ;)

starberries 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 22:22

Why would you need to call it something other than sex?

Flutist 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:07

It gets complicated because having sex with animals and dead people each have their own names and he doesn't remember what you call "cheating" with a human.

griddy24 18

Wednesday 26 June 2019 9:57

Still sex when it’s gay people. Heteros don’t own the word sex ;)

random1456 13

Wednesday 3 November 2010 21:33

@62 ur so funny :) i was literally loling

hashoahxxx 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 21:41

sexual harassment threat

TempestRain 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 21:44

I would just ignore it. :) It could have been meant for her hubby or she could have been being silly or drunk. There is no telling, but just ignore it. There's nothing she can do about it anyway.