By tuppu - 03/11/2010 14:35 - Finland

Spicy
Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 227
You deserved it 3 368

Same thing different taste

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Maybe she sent it to the wrong person by accident.

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just tell ur husband and say "u wanna threesome"

why turn her down? you can have an interesting experience and possibly advance in your career.

restythestar 0

Ouch that sucks. no pun intended..

you're an idiot. she can't fire you for turning down her advances, that would be sexual harassment or something.

lobster64 0
WickedPixie 0

If her text is for real (you are sure it wasn't a wrong number), then the solution is clear. Maybe not easy, but doable. Mention it to your husband. He'll be excited for a threesome, more likely than not. Give it a try, you might have fun. (Remember, the same gender knows what feels good.) If that's not an option for you (girl-girl relations make you uncomfortable, you don't find her attractive or your husband *doesn't* want it) then there's plan B, which is to gently let her down. Make sure you make it clear she knows you are happily married and in a heterosexual marriage for a reason. If she fires you for it, you can sue her for sexual harassment and unjust termination... that text message will be proof enough that she fired you for that reason. Just make sure you say something to her about it in an e-mail or text so you have evidence of your refusal. Hope it works out for you! ;3

why didnt you just eat her a couple times? make her happy, she will promote you! anyway your bf will cheat on you one day... make a 3'sum ! damn its like a fairy tale!

KitKat39 0

dude...she is MARRIED...maybe she actually has some morals unlike half of society today..there was someone on here who's gf dumped him bc he was adopted..she didn't want someone who didn't have "real" parents..so with most of the bf/gf FML's on here..I am losing faith in humanity..and people's comments like your's makes me die inside..it makes me think I'm surrounded by fricken morons who just don't care about anyone but themselves anymore..and that makes me sad