Intimacy: Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me...

By tuppu - 03/11/2010 14:35 - Finland

Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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The truth

By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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By Liz - 26/03/2016 19:26 - United States - Torrance

Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML

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By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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Revelations

By pey - 21/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML

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By kharrington - 07/04/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML

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Terezi 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:04

Maybe she sent it to the wrong person by accident.

HahaHokayThen 10

Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:02

calm down. maybe she was drunk. haha

Comments

byrd120 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 1:49

well save the text and if she fires u, u have proof of sexual harassment and can sue

ImDugEFresh 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 2:17

are you kidding? save the text, talk to her about it, and sue for sexual harassment/hostile work environment if she takes action against you. Jesus. that's a golden ticket, NOT an fml.

proski 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 2:50

wish you luck

Newenglandneisha 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 2:51

SUE

dumbfunk29 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:21

pretend u didnt get the text.

Judus_beej 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:44

one of the only good things hr is there for. use it to your advantage. or make your husband a very happy man with a 3 some lol I mean if he can man up to 2 women at once. some guys can't handle it. just saying.

46215 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:18

hey u should tell your husband and have a 3 sum wit your boss I bet your husband is ok with it is she's good looking too

pokerjedi 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:29

I think it was Favre. Did you ever work for the Jets?

lalagirl912 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:59

chew it over with twix..

Flipflops4ever 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 6:00

The boss wants her badly...may b for work? Like a new project? Doesn't say the boss mentioned anything related to sex. May be OP is purposefully presenting an innocent text in a twisted way to get some laugh.