Intimacy: Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while...

By jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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You deserved it 27 538

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 047

You deserved it 10 600

Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 141

You deserved it 6 810

By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 120 648

You deserved it 13 969

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 286

You deserved it 29 243

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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You deserved it 13 300

By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 11:55 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

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You deserved it 4 137

By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

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You deserved it 7 829

TMI

By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 10:39 - Australia

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

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You deserved it 7 589

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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You deserved it 8 604

That's hard

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML

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You deserved it 264

mclayton37 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:08

See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!

Envy_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:03

Ouch.

Comments

disgruntled_stdt 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:45

It probably didn't work until he used 'sudo'

Nick86 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:03

Well, YDI. Thats a real winner of a boyfriend you have there.

superbluff5 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:03

Wow thats epic

Jackthestripper 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:04

You're a great girlfriend.

SoJustFriends 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:10

Personally, serves you right. It's disgusting that you would even do that. And you must not of been very good if he forgot you were even there, and slammed the controller onto you.

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:22

I think you mean "Learn some grammar". Sheesh.

IsaacClarke 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:53

Ever heard of sarcasm, my good man?

Aciliveth 5

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:12

Props to you as a girlfriend.

audax 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:14

slamming the controller down is not typical of normal gamers. It is typical of people who have anger issues. Your boyfriend has a problem that he needs to deal with before he hurts himself or someone he cares about. Oh wait. . .

19avengers 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:45

ROFL good idea - is he on PS3 or Xbox?

iTzAcrazyLifE 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:12

Yeah hes kinda like me before i quit playing and got to playing again a year after i got calmer but my bad rep followed me

frankthetank69 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:25

whats his gamer tag? for sure i add him and praise him thru my microphone

xxdani 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:35

Okay, off topic but Fmylife is screwed up these numbers are confusing me! i liked it better when it was in order and I could follow it GAHH. just felt like ranting, FYL to the actual post by the way...