Intimacy: Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog...

By ash - 04/01/2011 21:09 - United States

Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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NBS93 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:25

Good dog.

Bartimaeus 7

Wednesday 5 January 2011 1:05

THAT'S why you throw it away in the outside trash can with the big lockable lid that is secured in that little area next to your garage... at least that's where I'd put it... not that I was there or anything...

Comments

AlyBong 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:29

YDI for having sex in your parents house. completely disrespectful.

jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 5 January 2011 6:05

Prude.

marks_fml15 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 6:59

couldn't have said it any better

FREEHUGSANDKISSE 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 8:03

How is that disrespectful ? I'm sure their parents bang when OP is @ home. Not such a big deal

guru87 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:24

stfu how dump ar you ? in danmark we **** when x

guru87 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:26

stfu how dump ar you ? in danmark we fu ck when we ar 13 and we fu ck home so go get a life ****

AlyBong 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:09

Its extremely disrespectful because its her parents house. They bought it, pay the bills, support her ass, and even let her have her boyfriend over? I guess Im just not that trashy. It is nice to know how you all disrespect your parents so much. As for prude? No thanks. Im married and my husband and I have sex in our own house.

AlyBong 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:11

Btw guru, Im so proud of your language and how you brag about having sex so young. i hope youre at least safe. No need to have STDs and unwanted pregnancys when youre not even in high school.

Emileerzz 1

Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:33

I feel worse for the dog than you.

Air_Force001 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:33

your dog is well a dirty sly dog haha and also it's a ydi

zlut 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:41

I feel so sorry for you people over there in the USA. Ny mom buyed me condoms when I was 15, Im sure she would have done it earlier if I wasn't so damn ugly I thought I would never loose my virginity.