By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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Kizatt 0

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

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dandymidori 0

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

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dajon221 0

at least he won't forget your wedding day unless that caused him to block the whole day out like so many other bad memories

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lanielooblue 0

@ #5 I totally agree

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Arza81 0

Seriously, I voted ur life sux, but I don't believe it does nor do I believe you deserved it, but that's the best damn Dutch oven story I've heard in my life. I love u for it 10/10

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