By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 400
You deserved it 25 955

Same thing different taste

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Kizatt 0

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

dandymidori 0

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

Comments

Eww, accidental and fyl, but eww (PS i am a guy and I don't find farts, *****, or piss funny)