By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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Kizatt 0

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

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dandymidori 0

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

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KittyHawkMarch 29

thats disgusting....

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weatherxveins 29

You win an award for making me break out into a literal lol in a very quiet public place. Well done.

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missalice0306 19

You literally had me laughing in my seat! :D

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DarthVader77 9

If he is still with you, it is true love.

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AlmondEyes95 5

I laughed mt ass off ^^

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Mama4ddk 15

I'm laughing too hard to say you deserve this lol. But you might have told everyone that you needed you use the restroom first and then shook the farts out of your skirt LMFAO! good news though if he didn't divorce you yet then you know its real love!

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HiThereIFailed 15

I just don't understand why you couldn't hold it in...?

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