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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 25 955

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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You deserved it 6 569

Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 730

You deserved it 5 135

Classy

By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 577

You deserved it 10 441

By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 318

You deserved it 7 438

By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 767

You deserved it 1 752

By anonymous - 14/03/2012 05:18 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 059

You deserved it 14 185

By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 032

You deserved it 4 585

By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 843

You deserved it 6 186

By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 958

You deserved it 6 841

By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 440

You deserved it 3 287

Kizatt 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:41

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

dandymidori 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:39

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

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pugler 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:49

This is the best fml I have ever read! If it were me I probably would have laughed uncontrollably in front of everyone.

mfpeanuthead 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:54

You are a disgusting monster that doesn't deserve a husband.

notFUNNYtoMEass 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:36

dude... it's just a fart.... if a guy can't handle a fart then they definitely wont be able to handle a marriage. so good luck finding that significant other that is oh so perfect!... and by that i really mean have fun being alone for the rest of your life

pingu_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 5:59

# 133, you're an idiot. don't act like your farts don't stink. and she doesn't derserve to be married/happy because...?

BreezyPear 0

Monday 6 July 2009 6:19

Anything that involves a) farts, and b) weddings, is bound to be the best FML ever!! Lmao and right when you were supposed to do the garter thing haha! This one is definately my favorite so far.

lovely_complex 0

Monday 6 July 2009 7:19

Omg, that would totally suck.

RespondomaticMan 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:20

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pure comedic genius!

CynicComedian 2

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:47

That's funny as hell! Holy shit, you guys are off to a great start! (no joke, things like this help a couple stay loose and happy...you always need stories to tell at parties...)