By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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Kizatt 0

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

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dandymidori 0

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

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notFUNNYtoMEass 0

best fml EVER!

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sirfuzzitoes 0

I wish there was a thumbs up button like facebook. Your life is neither ******, nor did you "deserve it." This is just straight up funny!

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FreeLevi 0

And you say "Welcome to the beginning of a beautiful marriage."

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primogen18 0

LOL you are awesome, I mean what's a little humor to remember your wedding by? Im sure people laughed their asses off and will be talking about this forever!

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dramakat11 0

Damn that is super funny and I hope you guys were able to laugh it off. But honestly I really really understand why this is an fml. Come on....that's a moment little girls dream about and you'll never get it back and be able to have it be sexy and romantic...FYL

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