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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

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TigressUK 0

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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Heyitsurgurlbeka 0

is your name Kevin Jonas?

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wolves91 0

dude seriously act like you don't want it from her and before you know it she will be ripping your pants off

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FriskyCoconut 0

aww ): some people just don't want it, they have no interest. I am one of these people.

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sashakay 0

It's scary the first time for girls. I hope its working out now. Its awesome you waited till marriage. & Why buy the car when you drive it for free? Or cow whichever you prefer.

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karatekidcatblue 0

Good decision to wait. She'll come around soon. I know alot of girls who are scared for their first because of their - ahem- "cherry" being popped

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bymi 1

Normally YDI people who wait until marriage, but, that is just too, too, awful.

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J0SHuA_fml 0

the 1st thing that popped into my mind was that shirt that says game over with the bride and groomXD

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