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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Top comments

Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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stormycea 0

what the **** did she even wanna get married for then?????? if you're old enough to get married you're old enough to have sex. if she wasn't ready to have sex she shouldn't have been saying I do

stormycea 0

and as for everyone saying maybe she had a traumatic sexual abuse experience or whatever if she was willing to get married she should have been able to tell her husband about it. I agree with everyone saying "annulment"

wriptidez 0

penis are scary the first time u see one

KittenLuvs1212 0

haha y did u wait u gotta test drive a car before u buy it!!

daaron 3

hey you guys are a marry couple rape her sorry that came out wrong what I mean to say is talk to her try and seduce her if that doesn't work do it slowly like kiss make out feel her up tell her things nice things finger her let her touch her shit maybe you'll get head and bang congrats btw might wanna make her take some shots before doing this fyl

Hard to believe, but there are people out there that just aren't into sex. :( Sad fact.

you never show up to a car dealer and just buy the car without test driving it why wouldn't you test drive the goods before you marry her. very stupid, now your stuck with boring sex if you get Any for the rest of your life. invest into hookers or a blow up doll!!

I feel like I'm watching friends, ross's marriage all over again lol

massio36 0