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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Top comments

Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

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TigressUK 0

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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Comments

Pamilina 0

I thought twilight when I saw this XD sorry but too funny.

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TheSetucker 2

You must be big, and it scared her... I guess.

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tim2552 0

I agree with #11 maybe her parents told her not to have sex. ;)

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A7X2012 0

I must have either scared her off or she was crying to hide her laughter

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kristena103 14

(freaks out) you're a girl?!??!?!!

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newmandotcom 6

If you waited until marriage, what's a few more days?

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mlandon828 0

what the hell... at least u waited until marriage

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yazzy101 11

Sex should be a natural thing with someone you love! And Because you both chose to remain pure until marriage it means she does love you, but she doesn't want, and defiantly shouldn't be forced I to this act he's not ready and all u asses telling him to leave her are wrong if they waited till marriage to have sec well he can wait a little longer! Sex is a bit deal for a girl especially one who waited for marriage, she wants it to be perfect! And you just need to give her time to make it perfect and natural, not forced or pressured!

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