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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

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TigressUK 0

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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kimgolf 0

youre so full of shit there are so many joke books with this in it.

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Lodiskitty 0

So, out of curiosity, how did over 400 people manage not to notice that the op is a woman? I mean it's not like the gender tag on a post is hard to see, its got its own little colour and everything...

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UncleverName_FYL 0

just revisiting this old fml FOR ALL YOU NEWBS, FML NEVER HAD THE GENDER OF THE OP POSTED BACK IN THOSE DAYS…..SO WE ALL JUST ASSUMED OP WAS A MALE.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

the coimments here, full with dates, say something else. only possibility would've been that it changed mere weeks after this was posted, which is doubtful. people being morons makes more sense.

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pinkuggs4ever 0

Awww. She's scared. That's not her fault...I would be scared also.

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WithS 0

well if she does not give you a good reason divorce her, She dont love you enough to sleep with you after all that crap and gives you no reason then **** her. go get a normal girl.

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comedychick 1

aaaawe that's so sad but funny at the same time sorry lol god! she makes it sound like she's about to get raped! lol

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popcorncomics 0

Maybe she's not gay? =[

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Mirequetz 6

It didn't hurt at all my first time. Wtf is with you little bitches complaining about "pain". To the OP - This IS and FML. You made an agreement to wait until after marriage. She expects you to not have sex on your wedding night? Wtf is that? She lied to you plain and simple. When is she EVER going to want to have sex with you if not on the one night you're supposed to consummate. How long were you dating/engaged? She probably had loads of prep time.

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boydee 0

how do you know the op is female? there are no clues

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LifeSucks102 0

This situation can be easily rectified. Just be patient and talk to her. Not that hard, right? I'm waiting for marriage, and I commend those that do. I'm a 20 year old virgin waiting for marriage, a true commitment, and not just some flavor of the week who's sole interest is popping my cherry. It's not wrong or immoral to have sex before marriage, it's just a personal choice. And those saying "try before you buy" are absolute morons. No one, male or female, should be equated to a car/cow/whatever asinine comparison. We are people, not animals or machines, and I think we should all be able to decide for ourselves when we want to have sex or not.

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xxwtfwasthatxx 0

u lost anyways, ur married.

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