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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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By pixie - 17/02/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By kiwi - 13/02/2009 19:24 - United Kingdom

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:26

you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.

jessssxo 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:08

awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><

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ledzep121 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:46

I bet he was small.

xxcheeseizlifexx 1

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:48

you shoulda taken his pants off and said wow thats really dissappointing my 8 year old brother has a bigger penis... i get that a lot fml

emodude44 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 1:12

Tell him that the playboy models all have implants This however... is what they look like without the photoshoping Welcome to the real world amigo

MTBowen11191993 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:56

He says that, but I wonder how many times he'll get that chance again... from ANYbody.

Tahiri 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:15

My response was an out loud "aww." I came to say something nice, I'm glad the first post did it for me.

yuibo 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:21

That guy is a loser. Find someone better to have sex with

Thedumbblonde 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 7:55

wowww. most of the guys on fml stories are asses seriously. it doesnt matter if your boobs were too big or too small, they should be fine for anyone.

genius_man16 0

Friday 26 June 2009 22:06

4/5? more like 999/1000

commonsensex 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:43

Um. That would have been when I put my clothes back on, and left. Not had sex with him. But if he had a tiny dick I hope you gave him shit for it. =|

scabpicker89 0

Friday 7 August 2009 14:22

LMAO. they're little they're tittles. if they're big they are titanics. PS: There a pill for that.

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