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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

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Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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Smooth talker

By pixie - 17/02/2009 08:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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Poor performance dude

By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

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Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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Backhanded

By kiwi - 13/02/2009 19:24 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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greenfairy_fml 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:26

you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.

jessssxo 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:08

awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><

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yikes_fyl 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 19:02

owned. I laughed for like a million ours at this. I'm sorry you have small ****, don't let it get to you, boobs are all awesome. this guy was just extremely hilarious

ellykhoshkele 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 19:09

wow he sure is an ass! and i agree with #20! seriously, u "really like" this guy?!?! HOW?!?!? WHYYYYYY?!?!?!

digital_ghost 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 16:39

don'y listen to these idiots who say it was your fault that not true at all, the guy is a jerk and a pig i'm sure your body is just fine the way it is. i haven't seen what you look like but i don't need to, to say this your a beautiful women.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 18 August 2010 10:43

then you are a stupid **** for giving out compliments that mean nothing.

olivefeb1409 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:01

thats so mean! im so sorry!!!

abbottizer 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:11

i agree with #98. just get implants. problem solved.

dontneedaname 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:20

lol not all guys think like that so dont worry about it

kjia 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:47

Believe it or not, I don't think big boobs are so great. Smaller ones are more fun for the girl and when the girl has fun, the guy has fun.

effmeelifeyy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:33

dick? yes.

hahha 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:44

hahahahaha the guy is a legend :)

mowmowlife 21

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:06

haha no

grandmasattack 0

Friday 13 March 2009 5:09

You should have taken his pants off and said the same thing.

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