By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 039
You deserved it 102 919

Same thing different taste

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poopypeepee 0

um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi

That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.

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hdbrill1 0

To #110 Go suck a big fat dick. "Anyone who drinks before they are 21 should be locked up." Do you want to pay the bill? Why should you be allowed to fight in a war and choose the leaders of our government at 18 but not drink a beer till you're 21? It is an arbitrary restriction and an unjust infringement on the rights of young adults. Saying that underage drinking deserves jail time is like saying that speeding should be a felony. If you don't want your kids drinking then you can be a nazi parent but don't force your standards on everyone else. Oh and about that dick you've been sucking, I hope you choke on it.

ellebell 0

umm a lot of schools dont start before 7 in the morning therefore it makes sense that an assembly would be at 7 pm (when parents are not at work) duh!!!

If you drove to school and were planning on going home, I would say that it's probably a good thing they caught you. If not, however, then this was really a gross and outrageous violation of your privacy. If you're in public (government) school, maybe you could bring a 4th Amendment case against them?

kellster 2

Drunk at school, hey? Classy AND responsible! If you're a student, I hope you were arrested, lol. If you're a parent, DUDE, setting a good example fail!!!

CaptainBaconMan 0

#2, .06 is nowhere near drunk. You obviously don't know anything. If you're 21, and they pull you over, you wont get a DUI with .06.

GoMeat4103 0

110: Actually, the whole 21 thing perpetuates binge drinking. In countries like France where young children can have wine with dinner, you don't see as many 16 year olds going crazy with booze. The law should allow beer and wine at 16 and harder alchohol at 18. That way kids will get the legal ability to drink while living with their parents, who would have more of an opportunity to teach them how to be responsible. The reason teens get way too crazy about drinking, and why people don't understand how to limit their drinking later in life. They are legally allowed to drink while in COLLEGE. That's obviously a recipe for disaster.

cdonnae 0

#26, no matter what you blow, if you're under 21 and have any alcohol in your system at all, it's against the law and there are legal repercussions. it only doesn't matter if you're over 21 and blow under .08.

Monty_Python 0

.06? Big deal. To the assholes who say that you shouldn't be drinking: IT'S .06!!!!! I DON'T CARE IF SHE IS UNDERAGE!!!!!! IT'S POINT ******* ZERO SIX!!!!!!

Monty_Python 0

You can be up to .02 if you are underage.

doesnt really matter what the law is, teenagers are always gunna be drinking underage.