Health: Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and...

By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

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By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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Straight to jail

By breathalizard - 02/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By sos - 17/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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poopypeepee 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:40

um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi

mrgorbachev 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:42

That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.

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goobergrape002 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:19

you fool!!!

Schmuty 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:30

lmao, you gotta watch that shit

FullFrontalFail 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:34

#114, death can occur at .35-.4. However, the highest BAC survived is 1.5. Wikipedia- it does a body good.

wichitagirl87 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:35

just hope you had a good explanation about why you blew a .06% in front of a whole assembly! and that you didn't get kicked out of school

xroflmaoxd 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:37

Well 0.6%, I guess there's nothing wrong with it. It's still street legal, you're just underage.

FishyFred 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:38

Am I the first one here to point out that breathalyzers are notoriously inaccurate? I don't know for sure whether the kid deserved it because I don't know whether or not the kid was actually drunk.

heynow09 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:50

i like how you think you were randomly selected. they probably knew you had been drinking your an idiot.

amandabee 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:56

.06 is nothing..

xkaokaox 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 7:07

seriously... its 7 am wtf r u doing drinking already?

happyvalleygirl 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 7:19

We carried around a breathalyzer freshman year and I blew a .21 before I tripped over anything, so everyone who's freaking out is an idiot because .06 is nothing. Especially not after Happy Hour.