Health: Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and...

By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

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By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By breathalizard - 02/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By sos - 17/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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poopypeepee 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:40

um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi

mrgorbachev 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:42

That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.

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cwufmylife 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:24

It said "school", "parents", and "assembly", so who ever mentioned .08 is retarded, anyone who is under 21 is ZERO TOLERANCE, plus the kids in HS, .06 was probably doing him alright.

AntiChrist7 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:30

drunk at 7.00 in the morning: rehab!!! YDI

silverwind_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:44

"P" is on the opposite side of the keyboard than "A" so I think the OP knows what they're talking about. Plus, it says in front of the students and parents. If it was a student it would most likely say "teachers and parents."

hawky_06 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 10:12

lolz

zafay 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 10:34

LMFAO!!!!! this is soo funny!

sleepless15_p 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:11

an assembly at 7pm? retarded. Going to school drunk extremely stupid. YDI

Mattyknows 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 13:04

#53, were you drunk when you wrote that? If OP meant 7pm; perhaps he had a glass of wine or two at dinner? Perhaps he had a beer as he watched "the game" or whatever . . . However; if OP meant 7am as stated by #10; could certain cough syrups; or any other medication blow up for .06% ? I'm asking because I don't know not rhetorically! Finally; did you drive to school? I'm pretty sure if your under 21; zero tolerance policy is in effect; yeah? Your FML leaves a lot unanswered so, not YDI or FML yet.

Jezaroo 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 14:12

7pm? sounds like it wasn't actually any lessons, just go for an hour and sit and watch. If you didn't drive to school you could just say you got home and figured you'd have a beer or two to relax, 0.6 is the limit which isn't a lot it's not like you was totally wasted.

Velocininja 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 15:46

thats what you get for drinking at school

tysgirl 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:55

I didn't feel like reading all 153 comments, so I'm sorry if someone else pointed this out already. The OP was at a school assembly, thus, one can assume he/she is in high school (hopefully not younger than high school!) and, therefore, under 21. Since the legal drinking age is 21, blowing anything over .00 is illegal.