By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
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poopypeepee 0

um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi

That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.

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if you were living in texas, you'd be sitting in jail. Zero Tolerance= 0.00 BAC or bust. and not to mention your folks would also be f****d cuz they bought it

krazykat 0

If you are in college - This is hilarious. If not - be careful!!

I don't get it....isn't the legal limit like 0.08?

In most states, it is 0.02 for those under 21, however, if he/she were not drinking, there are several medical conditions (can't remember the names off hand, but I remember reading about them in one of my physiology classes) that manifest themselves in a false positive for breathalyzers, and should talk with a doctor. If he/she was drinking, they totally deserve any and all consequences from this.

screwthisstuff 0

obviously they didnt take him/her in or charge her because shes writing this. last time i checked they dont have free internet in detainment

hahahaha why would you voluntarily go to this assembly after school hours if you had been drinking?

hahahahahha omg FYL but yeah im pretty sure the OP did mean 7pm. because if parents were there then it must have been like evening thing. my school just had one of those about drugs.

@"0.02 would get you a ticket if under 21": I don't know if this happens anywhere else, but in drunk Wisconsin, minors can be served alcohol at restaurants/bars/etc if a parent's present in person to give consent. There's no lower limit on the books, it's at the discretion of the proprietor: "sir, this is a damn 8-year-old. No."