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By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML
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DemonChicken 0

or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it" think about it!!

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tencentsakiss 19

or your dad knows you are a vegetarian but assumed that you could still at least touch meat. refusing to touch it seems extreme.

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skyeyez9 24

In the old testament God commanded his people to perform animal sacrifices/burnt offerings. I wonder if any vegans protested back then??

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catatonicsleep 17

not if they believed in god, because they probably thought they would go to hell for dissagreeing with the animal sacrificing....

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

But the common Hebrew wasn't often allowed to eat the sacrifices anyway; they were usually either entirely consumed on the altar or given to the priests to eat. The OT Hebrew diet was extremely regulated, though, and some of it was for ethical or moral reasons. Dairy wasn't to be consumed with beef or veal because it was considered disrespectful; even now that's still not kosher. In Israel I was never served real cream or milk with an after-dinner coffee if beef was served (or maybe it was any meat; not sure how the Talmud interprets that law today since orthodox Jewish law is often over-careful in these cases). The principles behind the OT Hebrew laws could be argued to favor vegan- or vegetarianism in our culture, due to the treatment the animals get before slaughter. I'm an omnivore, BTW; just making a few points here. I'd eat only organic or cruelty-free meat if I could afford it. The Hebrew diet excluded many things that have now been proven to be unhealthy, or at least were unhealthy before antibiotics etc. Some non-religious people even loosely follow its guidelines for the health benefits nowadays.

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kxdottt 0

Maybe he did notice he just wanted you to help out and quit being a pussy. No no I don't wanna touch meat. No one asked you to eat it, it's already dead just ******* cook it whiny bitch.

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allmidnighteyes 10

**** being vegan/vegetarian. I want to conserve the Earth's resources as much as I can, so I'm sustained by unicorn giggles and CareBear farts.

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RedPillSucks 31

Carebare farts are the shit!!!

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chapachristina4 0

I know how you feel OP. my dad would always try to make me eat meat. because of that I only lasted a month and a half as a vegetarian, when I know I could've lasted longer :(

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godyourethick 0

Bullshit, don't blame your weakness on others. If you knew you could have lasted longer, you should have just done it.

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TanyaKJC 9

That's crap. My parents, hell, my entire family kept pushing meat in my face and down my throat when I began weaning myself off meat. My family still teases me to this day and I've been vegetarian for around 5 years. If you wanted to be a vegetarian badly enough, you wouldn't let other people influence your choice. Idiot

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arabianhorse1234 0

Ok, I can understand refusing to eat meat, but refusing to touch meat? Thats a bit extreme.

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TanyaKJC 9

Not if the smell and feel of it makes you sick. It's how I am. I just recently made my boyfriend bacon and gagged every time I touched the crap

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JClesbonstuyaux_fml 0

Large green anus and the mouse is HUGE ... help, WITH!!

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Major_General 10

That's a great joke. How do you like your bacon?

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RedPillSucks 31

I like my bacon running free on the open plains.

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doublenn 0

your and idiot for being a vegitarian or vegan.. if you were not supposed to eat it you wouldn't have these teeth that are called cainines and animals would have weapons to shoot back at hunters.. this is called the food chain.

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JClesbonstuyaux_fml 0

A virgin will see a *****. Asking him to make him a learning She offered him a 69. The ignorant accepts. Once in the room they semettent both at work and after 5 minutes the bitch indulges in a flatulence foul. The young man lay on the window, opened it and breathed deeply, somewhat disgusted. They go back to work and a few minutes later republished ***** his ignominy. The guy falls again on the window for back to his senses but this time turns cursing: "If there are still 67 like that, I J'me break!"

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