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By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 069
You deserved it 19 246

Same thing different taste

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or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it" think about it!!

or your dad knows you are a vegetarian but assumed that you could still at least touch meat. refusing to touch it seems extreme.

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Gobsnoglin 0

I would say he probably did notice that you are a vegetarian. He was probably saying 'good joke' because it is stupid to not want to touch meat just because you don't eat it. I guess you probably live on a steady diet of blue waffles, don't you? (google it if you don't know)

It's not really stupid. For me, I get sick at the smell of meat and touching it disgusts me. It could be similar for OP.

kyoko2491 0

u kno what i dont understand? ppl who r vegetarians r all like "animals were alive! dats y i cant eat them!" but i mean, really??? think bout it. werent vegetables once alive 2? how u think they grew from a seed 2 a plant? theyre alive 2, but u have no problem eating them. if u truly dont wanna hurt anythin alive, u should eat da dirt. oh, wait. when ppl and animals die, their bodies decompose and turn in2 dirt, so da dirt was once alive 2. huh. looks like if u hate eating things dat were once alive, ur screwed. dats y vegitarians r stupid. they dont get every thing u eat was once alive. whats da point?

If you can't differentiate th- from d- or to/too/two from 2, you have absolutely no justification for calling anyone stupid. Zero. None.

102, your comment made my head hurt. please stop sleeping through your classes. No one will ever take your comments seriously unless you stop typing like a 5 year old.

RedPillSucks 31

Please don't insult 5yr olds!

I'm not, I am just doubting their ability to type.

kyoko2491 0

animals eat other "innocent" animals all da time. its called "life". deal with it. if sum guy didnt kill dat animal then sum other bigger stronger animal woulda.

Uh, I hope you know that still has nothing to do with humans being allowed to eat animals. It doesn't matter if anyone eats before us, if we are not supposed to eat them, and all the effects it produces are negative, then why would you eat them?? Just because it taste good in your mouth but kills you everywhere else? Humans are designed herbivores, just poisoning themselves slowly. You aren't supposed to it for the same reason you aren't supposed to eat shit. That's obvious.

they are pretty gross. it's a poptart filled with nasty meat

Samantha_baby 0

They remind me of really gross airplane food. they smell really gross. barf.

you get hot pockets on an airplane? all I get are peanuts or pretzels.

They must not smell or taste that bad cuz people like them and stores sell a lot of them.

Samantha_baby 0

yeah, I did once.. I like barfed. and maybe my taste "spuds" are different then yours.. so what?

so what we learned today was that people have different taste buds.

Samantha_baby 0

I wasn't trying to start anything..?

Samantha_baby 0

oh, ok. well I accept your apology :)

Lol Milk, I take it you're a fan of potatoes?

godyourethick 0

If you don't want to ******* eat the bacon that doesn't mean you can duck out of chores. I don't like handling paperwork, but I don't get a free pass not to do that. YDI.

maybe he just pretends not to notice because not touching meat is just stupid.

imright24 0

No one's telling you to eat it. I don't eat dirt but I don't refuse to touch it. If you still live with daddy, you do as you're told. Cook the damn bacon.

Special msg for OP: Det er godt, at du tager det oppefra og ned og siger nej tak til at skære det skide bacon. Jeg er også selv vegetar, og jeg ville sgu aldrig sige ja til at røre ved kød. Det er imod min (og din, tydeligvis) etik. Folk her fatter brik.

so??? you don't have to eat it, suck it up!!! I've got a sister that's a vegetarian and a brother that was a vegetarian for 8 years an only stopped cause people at work kept eating his food and he couldn't eat theirs. both my siblings weren't *******. ydi cause you're a puss