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By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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Barf

By rawr_ily96 - 24/05/2020 08:00 - United States

Today, I was struck at home with a stomach virus. My dad, being an occasional insensitive smart-ass, decided to cook some bacon, sit right in front of the couch I was lying on, and eat the bacon. Last time I tried to eat bacon with a stomach virus... Not pretty. FML

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As a treat

By Undercooked - 24/09/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

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By NickC - 29/11/2009 00:40 - Malaysia

Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML

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Walking stereotype over here

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 10:00

Today, I realized my father-in-law is basically Ron Swanson, when at a barbecue he ate some of my daughter's vegan sausages by mistake. When I told him they were vegan, he went to the bathroom, forced himself to throw them up, then sat and demolished 4 burgers, 8 sausages, and 6 chicken thighs, "LIKE A REAL MAN!" FML

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Ham-fisted attempt

By HamHanded - 10/03/2017 09:17

Today, my loving but absent-minded father gave me a packet of ham for my birthday, which would be pretty shit even if I hadn't been a strict vegetarian for the last 27 years. FML

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By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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By fack - 26/11/2013 18:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

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By BFH4Life - 30/11/2011 09:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML

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DemonChicken 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:07

or maybe the,"good joke honey" was sarcasm for,"I know you've given a million handjobs,just touch it" think about it!!

tencentsakiss 19

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:30

or your dad knows you are a vegetarian but assumed that you could still at least touch meat. refusing to touch it seems extreme.

Comments

missyfarnes 2

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:48

maybe you should have told him and not just expected him to notice....

Starfire99 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:49

Ah well ... he'll learn his lesson when he goes hungry.

derschadenfreude 5

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:52

YDI for living in the milky way galaxy

pfunk129 1

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:55

i applaud you for being a vegeterian.

Rwoem13 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:58

totally just had a bacon sandwich. YDI meat is tasty treat

Primus_fml 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 20:02

You're so ungrateful! Bacons like having 1000 orgasms in your mouth at once!

BeyondDespair 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 20:03

Hey #68 Not all are like that, like myself. so point not really proven. I have no problem with people who eat meat, and I'm a Vegan. Hah.

BeyondDespair 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 20:04

And also @ 68, do you see how many people are saying YDI for being Vegetarian? hardly any Vegetarians are like, YDI for being a meat eater.

bishhitsandii 3

Wednesday 16 June 2010 20:05

At least you don't have a brother who will pin you down and try to shove bacon or steak or whatever down your throat. l:< That is pretty sad that your dad hadn't noticed for two years, though. FYL, OP.