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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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neutralpiehotel 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 23:28

If you have a nice ass, then no FML. If you don't have a nice ass, don't wear a thong.

Incubuss 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 23:21

My mum once did a musical in high school and it was really raunchy, and in the middle they had to go into the crowd and pick one person and basically sit on their knee and dance. It was really dark and people couldn't see very well, so when it came to this section every other girl chose someone their age.. and my mother chose the local vicar. Just thought i'd share this, as we're on the subject of musicals.

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mboehm88 3

Friday 4 December 2009 2:04

That must have been pretty cool for the audience...unless you're a fat ass :(

RaphX 0

Friday 4 December 2009 2:05

Did you give them a wiggle?

umidontknow 0

Friday 4 December 2009 2:14

oh it happens to the best of us dont worie about it to much

blastvortex 3

Friday 4 December 2009 2:24

I'm guessing you would've posted anyway even if you had worn something else under there, but you only have yourself to blame to how much you revealed. Now you did kick his ass after the musical was over, right?

SackBandit 0

Friday 4 December 2009 2:38

I CALL BULLSHIT! I am a proud member of school plays and auditions in schools don't start until several months in school let alone a school musical takes more than 3 moths of practice.

CheshireHalli 19

Friday 4 December 2009 2:55

One, this could be old. Two, not all schools do the same. Three, a proof to #2, we've already had a play at my school. Four, Schools can also do summer practices.

bex614 0

Friday 4 December 2009 3:09

My school wrapped up our first show two weeks ago, and this week we're already auditioning for the next one. And we're rated in the top high school theater programs in our region, so it's not like some half-assed production.

NHS_ASM 0

Friday 4 December 2009 3:44

You're just auditioning?!? We've already started rehearsals for our second show, Bye Bye Birdie. Our last was As You Like It, preformed promenade in the cafeteria and Gym.

letitbe56 0

Friday 4 December 2009 5:17

Um, when I was in high school we always had a show in fall, winter and spring. So yeah, about three months to put together each. And we had a good theater department, too.

paintballa43 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:08

That's weird my school's play is tomorrow.

k43L1 0

Friday 4 December 2009 2:43

well that sucks.

connorfc23 0

Friday 4 December 2009 3:04

and the audience applauded, right?

Dlineman94 0

Friday 4 December 2009 3:13

You *****.

paintballa43 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:09

How is she a *****. Wearing a thong doesn't make some one a *****. I mean when my girlfriend wears one I find it to be attractive but that doesn't make her a *****.