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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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neutralpiehotel 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 23:28

If you have a nice ass, then no FML. If you don't have a nice ass, don't wear a thong.

Incubuss 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 23:21

My mum once did a musical in high school and it was really raunchy, and in the middle they had to go into the crowd and pick one person and basically sit on their knee and dance. It was really dark and people couldn't see very well, so when it came to this section every other girl chose someone their age.. and my mother chose the local vicar. Just thought i'd share this, as we're on the subject of musicals.

Comments

Serelie 0

Friday 4 December 2009 3:58

I bet everyone got boners. oh btw, Thongs = best thing since sliced bread. ( not really but they're still awesome )

soccer4ever7 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:14

pics please?

redshortsx 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:16

so what? you probably have cellulite on your ass.

ohmandapants 16

Sunday 17 April 2011 17:05

you probably have cellulite on your brain, bitch.

justmeagirl 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:17

If he's that much of a douche, good thing he's your EX! YLR! (your life rocks! :)

mikeymuscles112 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:29

If you arent horny, dont like **** and dont think about naked women you are either gay or a bitch

Psychs7 11

Friday 4 December 2009 12:13

I think they mean all the time. I mean we have to think about sammichs sometime to right?

Tempsey 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:23

It's called multitasking, you could think about sex and sammiches or think about eating a sammich while having sex George Costanza style!

Drache_fml 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:40

ydi for wearing a thong

quarty165 0

Friday 4 December 2009 6:05

No she doesn't. Plenty of girls prefer thongs to regular underwear without being skanky or even being sexually active. They don't show creases in your skirt or dress, which might be important if you're performing on stage or dressed nicely.