Intimacy: Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me... - FML

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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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doubleohseven 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:46

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 21:05

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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nolasaints 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 0:40

his baby sister wasn't in the room dipwad. the wallow talkie was. god, you're realllly stooopid

geej0e 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 0:18

God, do you feel the need to wank every time you see your cousin? Start a sperm bank, don't broadcast your moans of pleasure to your whole family!

geej0e 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 0:18

God, do you feel the need to wank every time you see your cousin? Start a sperm bank, don't broadcast your moans of pleasure to your whole family!

vollyball921 0

Friday 23 April 2010 6:27

#191 lmfao

devilsonic 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 23:39

wow your a hillbilly **** that makes me sick

superboboboi 0

Monday 26 April 2010 5:28

incest is best

producersfan 0

Monday 3 May 2010 22:25

eww incestt

at0micmin3r 23

Tuesday 11 May 2010 17:20

YDI for wanting incest, you redneck.

FTW_WTF 0

Monday 7 June 2010 14:58

Incest: a Game the Whole Family Can Play! seriously dude... wtf?!

Funky_Daniel 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:49

filing classic

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