This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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ksowders 0

why would u even post this!!! this is so embarassing

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smartalek 2

the username is Vivien. its fake?

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Coolguyt2 0

YDI for thinking ur cousin is hot and jacking off to her. ur messed up and stupid

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Coolguyt2 0

to everyone wondering why this stupid, messed up bastard didn't go to his own room to do it, it's because he wanted to jack off to the baby too!!! even if he did go to his room, it would still be a YDI

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morbidX 4

Kid your so dumb I'm depressed. I think I might go jack off to a cow now.

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SugarandSpicee 6

Anybody who voted that your life sucks is sick!!!!

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AFuckinCrocodile 6

You deserve,that's your ******* cousin. Think how she and her parents feel,you should care less about your fml it's an fml for the whole family!!!!

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hagetgood 3

And you wank to your cousin why....

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