Intimacy: Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me... - FML

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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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doubleohseven 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:46

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 21:05

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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aurevior1 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 5:22

As sick as it seems, it's not THAT bad.... its not like he actually wanted to have sex with his cousin... he was just turned on by her appearence. Actually doing it with her is a whole nother story...

melju_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 8:43

how can it be incest when he didnt sleep with her!! im preety sure he said that his paretns could hear him from OUTSIDE ILLUMI 113 ALL THAT SAID YOUR A SICK ****

CarterColbie 4

Friday 27 November 2009 5:22

YDI you sick ******.

LYSSA_ 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 7:13

Uhm, it's not really his fault; I mean, it's not like he wanted to get a boner for a family member. He didn't have sex with her... That would have been very wrong... And he ran into his parents' room, because he needed to get rid of his boner ASAP, otherwise he would have ran into his own room. Common sense, people.

ALEX920 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:16

your retarded. seriously your so ******* dumb

iluvlaffing 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 22:29

I agree this guys a sick little wanker but techincally were all family lol (8)WE ARE FAM-I-LEE(8)

HyperExecuter 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 1:14

# 147 , you don't know shit u little kid. sshut the **** up u little bitch u don't know what ur saying. Jesus christ. ur gay

VONAGE520 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 8:03

wtf is wrong with you. your cousin?!?!

ilcmj_fml 2

Wednesday 23 December 2009 7:10

rotflmfaooooooooo damn and of all people your cousin. FYL

kaiibebe 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 5:23

Wow, Sick much? im totally digusted with what this world has come to these days. Please, get counseling, you have issues bro.

mariahhx301 0

Monday 4 January 2010 5:38

Today, I went to my cousin's house. Soon after I arrived, I heard him upstairs jacking off. To me. FML op; you're disgustingg:)

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