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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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PoopTrainDix 0

they were at a reunion, so he could still be 40

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lilkim_fml 0

"Familier der bolder sammen, holder sammen" Meaning: "Familys that ***** together, sticks together" hahah!!

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CaptaiNiLL 0

* ur a sick bastard

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kittylove_fml 3

I let my cuz eat me out! he was my 1st and I felt safe he was good at it!

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earblast 0

that happenned to me one time......but no one heard me you idiot FYL

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molil_4810 0

because he said that his parent room was ' unoccupied ' so op's room might had been occupied by family or something ?!?! but still stupid as dude ydi!

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x5xfmlx5x 0

#2 out of that whole story u r askin y he jerked it in his parents room? really! HE JERKED IT CUZ HE GOT TURNED ON BY HIS COUSIN!!

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Lord_of_0 4

Note that when I say "slept with the parents", I don't mean anything similar to the OP's intentions...

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