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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

Spicy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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tweetbaby14 18

ew dude what are you a hillbilly" I'm gonna jerk my peeniz to my cozin." go drink some moonshine and get over it

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KamilleBlack 3

Dude! That is so ******* disgusting! She's ur cousin man, why are you jerking off to that? U deserve it because ur really sick!

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tinkerbell1357 0

you nasty ****!!!!

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TLUL 0

If his cousin is hot, then **** society's stupid rules about morality. Those rules were put in place because of a genetic problem that is more likely when siblings reproduce. Was he ******* his cousin? No. As for picking your parents' room though? That's disgusting, it really is.

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israelnotjacob 20

You could use that same logic to justify masturbating over a sister. Besides based off the way this was written I'd say he's about 13, so she's way to old for him anyway. Sorry but it is kind of gross even if it's only thoughts.

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Martin53 0

Youre cousin? Gross.

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Blacksteel56 3

um... i know the comment box says be respectful and all but you do know a cousin is related by blood right so basically it's like wanting to screw a small part of yourself...why do you want to do yourself?

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israelnotjacob 20

He loves himself a little too much apparently.

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mrguy266 0

"Today, I was going to my family reunion and I always have a fun time with my younger cousin (insert name), and I was gonna tell him something but I couldn't find him..then I heard from my cousin's walkie-talkie..the sound of my cousin jacking off...ya know it wouldn't be AS WIERD if he wasn't saying my name really loud during it"

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