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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

Spicy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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TheShred 0

"yeehaw. My mother's my sister." I'm pretty open to people's differences, but dude. You're just weird as hell.

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GigglesNz 3

Omg... that is sooo wrong... if you ever get that kinda urge from your relative you need to snap out of it and go see a counsellor. if you didnt get that impression from the million comments before this. Dude... nasty...

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someone234 5

errrrr u are the most ****** up person i have ever heard speak in my life, forget sex offenders ur just something else; u get horny over ur ******* COUSIN? ur living a sad life mate, fix up

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TheBananaTheif 0

You just might be a redneck if your family tree looks like a circle eating itself

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omniaki78 4

Young children/infants sleep in the parents room for a while before they are old enough to start weaning off of breastfeeding. The only reason the monitor was in there was most likely due to the living room area or wherever being to far to hear a baby cry. the parents don't have the same sleeping schedule as the sister. The sister may or may not have been in there though. hopefully not. (:

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