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By Brastro - 07/04/2009 11:46 - Ireland

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

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Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By sharkboy - 11/06/2012 02:33 - United States - Honolulu

Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML

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By Anonn - 22/07/2022 12:00

Today, after yet another first date, I was once again told I'm a nice, sweet guy with a rocking body, interesting hobbies, easy to talk to and so on, but she just can't get over how I look like Shrek after a bad car accident, and won't be going on a second date. This is the fourth woman to compare me to Shrek. FML

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knowitall 1

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:09

I hope you feel terrible. You sound like a positively awful person.

Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:11

Even if she wasn't in the room, who the **** says stuff like that? YDI.

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lolurlifesux 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:10

Today, was the last day of our surfing trip. We were all sitting together watching a photo montage. A picture of me appears on the screen and I smile thinking I look pretty good. Right then, the obnoxiously ugly dumbass of a boy next to me hollers "I didn't know Shrek could surf!".... in front of everyone. FML

average_girl 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:33

hahahaah 167 thats prob exactly what the girl was thinking.. if i was that girl i would have been like "oh i knew donkey could talk, but i didnt kno OTHER asses could talk"

Miss_Tyff 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:26

Wtg for being an inconsiderate asshole and blurting out whatever's on your mind. I feel bad for the girl, not you.

ironyofmylife 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:58

What the hell is wrong with you.

id0nTgiv3af___ 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:36

ur a douche

ftsk_fan_12 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:30

ugh i love how guys always complain about how girls are so annoying because they're so insecure and have low self esteem then they go out and do shit like this.

average_girl 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:07

172!!!! ur awesome!!!! guys think they can do w/e they want and always be right.... well i have this guy friend right? and we used 2 always get into arguments... i swear on my life that i was ALWAYS right! girls rule!

iloveyoulosers 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:04

asshole.

jamajuice46 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:41

I laughed my ass off at this. Laughed more harder at the people who got angry at the OP.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 18:27

I bet you are ugly as sin. Ugly people, cannot cast judgement. You have peripheral vision if she is so ugly, then you would see her. Dipshit, and as for the people commenting agreeing with you like that thor dude, you are not cute. Nope you aren't. YDI, YDI, YDI.