By sa la vash - 14/03/2015 08:22 - Netherlands

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Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
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devildog562 33

You scared him limp ? That must be a hell of a facial expression.

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rivaraven 35

Why did you have a resting bitch face while having sex? Not something I'd expect to see when with someone either..

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mischiefkel 17

54, is that a question?

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Zebediabolical 39

Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. Anal. Three ways to avoid that problem. You're welcome.

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Enslaved 36

You do know you can still have anal while facing the person, right? How about in the dark as the 3rd option instead?

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ghetto_child 19

hidden option #4 - the classic paper bag trick.

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MandyMeow_fml 18

Maybe you should practice smiling.. It could help

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cryssycakesx3 22

smiling during sex would be awkward too

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Harley326 7

Now I'm imagining Joker's grin on her face and cracking up. I may have to give this one a try.

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shiffizzle 13

Gosh damn OP! You don't even have to dress up for halloween!

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jaymartino86 10

Having sex with an ice queen isn't a top goal for most men

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abNormal62 23

Not sure what disturbs me more the fact that you have a resting bitch face that, can turn a man limp, or the fact that you seem quite proud to have the opportunity to share this story.

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Jayxe_fml 3

am I the only one who doesn't know what a resting bitch face is?

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brittaaany_93 38

Why yes, it appears so. Google is marvelous in these situations.

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henrylikestreats 22

I can't tell if you are one of those girls that just lays there and doesn't do anything or if he just really sucks at sex. Good luck with that, I guess.

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PizzaElHutt 7

Haha exactly. Either one could be the perpetrator.

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TigrexTeeth 16

If you went rbf mode, i imagine he wasn't doing a very good job.

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