By sa la vash - 14/03/2015 08:22 - Netherlands

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Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
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devildog562 33

You scared him limp ? That must be a hell of a facial expression.

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rivaraven 35

Why did you have a resting bitch face while having sex? Not something I'd expect to see when with someone either..

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sanecatholicman 12

I feel like as many mental disorders as we invent, RBF will eventually make the list lol.

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Nevrdai 5

It probably wasn't your fave in general... Probably just the complete lack if (even false) pleasure. If you won't even pretend to be having fun, you might wanna teach him something so you don't have to.

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alanharvey15 13

try dirt talking or try tying each other up might fix the issue

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cho_bee 9

FML, that sounds like fun!

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HEPennypacker 6

Sure it wasn't the facial hair that made him go soft?

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tchopper1969 16

ok, I'm gonna have to look up and see what a resting bitch face is. that's a new one to me

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shotgun_girl 17

Umm wow he must have not been doin a good job anyways if you got resting bitch face

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