By FMLPLZ - 03/01/2014 02:52 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 762
You deserved it 9 203

Same thing different taste

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I really wish this twerking craze would die out. It's ridiculous.

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My mom already twerks in front of my friends...

PainOfDemise 11

That's when you take out your phone and record it and then put it on YouTube and see if she does anything else stupid again.

Butchergirl22 4

How long has she had to wait to resort to this?

Sorry op. Maybe you should start listening to your mother.

I'm pretty sure that the fact that OP's mother has had to resort to public humiliation to get her to do things is pretty solid evidence that OP doesn't listen to her.

Tell her to go for it, and when she does yell out, 'woohoo, mom! Way to look like a prostitute in front of minors.' The secret to threats of embarrassment is to not be embarrassed.

Call her bluff, but be careful. If your mom is overweight (no disrespect) she'll only make a fool out of herself, but if your mom is a MILF - you might come home one day to one or more of your friends banging your mom.

Got to admit, she is good at blackmail...