By FMLPLZ - 03/01/2014 02:52 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML
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MysticMonkey 9

I really wish this twerking craze would die out. It's ridiculous.

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csjmcc 11

Sounds like a smart idea to me. Just parenting done right lol

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cherokii_Squa 5

And she gon' shake itttt like a Red Nose, like a, like a Red Nose! lol

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martin8337 35

OP, is your mom hot? Is she a MILF?

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happyevil 10

Yeah same here. The horror though... :@

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nitrog100 21

Call her bluff. Mind you, she's not bluffing and will definitely do it, but if you take away embarrassment as a tool, she has nothing. Tell your friends what's up and I doubt they would care.

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cshell424 10

This parenting technique for getting one's offspring to do as they're told is bound to catch on with the speed of "Elf on the Shelf." Real communication is dead.

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catharsis5 9

Could be worse. My mother would freak out if I don't do a chore five minutes BEFORE she tells me to do them. Also, she would gush whenever my brothers lifts a finger to help her out. When I pointed it out to her, she said "of course they get to sit around, they're guys and you're a girl".

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