By mafille - 19/03/2015 03:22 - France

Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 567
You deserved it 56
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Reider022 16

Little guys already writing himself a one way ticket to the friend zone

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Frillwee95 12

One day you will walk by her room and hear "Igor, pull the switch!" and the electricity will suddenly shut off.

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MissA7X 11

She's starting off young, first one slave child. Next, two. Then, another invasion of Poland because why not?

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ImTheAlpha 30

Why is it always Poland? Poor Poland.

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walktowardslight 33

#122, because Poland is totally asking for it by exposing its borders to SEVEN other countries at once. If they don't want to be invaded, they shouldn't just be sitting there looking so invadable!

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lukian_fml 29

Ooh. You should have him over for a playdate and he can get some housework done!

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angiee_baybee 15

I see no problem here. Your daughter is a G ?

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Parvati48 15

Sounds like your daughter is gonna be a little devil when she gets older. She's starting her army now.

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DocDrose 20

That is Damn impressive... and a little bit scary

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1dvos_grl3 21

little girl has her life in line. Honestly I would be a proud mom.

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slutfactory 17

Im going to assume that you are one of the new-age feminists.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I bet there's an alternate universe where this FML's gender roles are switched and #17 is indignant.

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