Love and Argument: Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much...

By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By Howdoiwatchpoliticsnow - 29/05/2016 20:06 - United States - Newton

Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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Mind reader

By Anonymous - 03/10/2024 11:00

Today, my wife bitched me out 3 times in a row, for things that were not even my fault: for turning my Xbox on, even though I only nudged the button accidentally with my toe; opening a beer when it was actually a Pepsi for our son, and walking loudly when I "know she has a headache," which I didn’t. FML

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A quiet place, please

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML

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Misunderstanding

By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:49 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By single - 01/07/2011 09:12 - China

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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By TiredParent - 09/10/2018 12:00

Today, I had to take my eyes off my kid for a minute to respond to an important work email. I was about to click send when I heard a flushing sound and mad giggling. It was the TV remote. FML

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Sunday 29 November 2009 16:06

Your husband is a hero to nagged husbands everywhere.

happykiddo20 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:05

loool xDD u should try leaving him some peace, every man wants their free time with no women and no work but that was funny xDDD

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 21:32

what was he watching? Yo Gabba Gabba? haha

whiners 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 21:36

If you "had a go" at him more often, that night help.

Attrox 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 22:27

I don't know about you, but I think he is trying to give you a hint. YDI.

awsedrftgyhujiko 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 22:28

To everybody saying he needs some me time you need more information. You don't know how often he watches TV. It could be all the time therefore showing that he does need to watch the TV less and have less me time

voveraite 7

Sunday 29 November 2009 22:56

You should try talking to him about this in a calm way. BTW, even if it's his me time, TV is usually not a constructive hobby, and not one which aids to self-development (sure, some things are worth watching, but we don't know that OP's hubby is a Discovery and National Geographic eater).

blah123blah 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 23:06

Lol at the name. He must ask for sammiches all the time.

Raiderwrstler65 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 23:41

#60....just shut up. honestly? constructive? the man likes his football. shut up about all this constructive time and how he needs to do something...you're a loser. fyl #60.

voveraite 7

Sunday 29 November 2009 23:46

... you forgot to mention "...and a ******" after "loser". Then you'd have had the perfect reply of a character from Idiocracy. Not a bright movie by any stretch of imagination, but a good hint about where our society might head to.