By stuckonrepeat - 04/08/2010 20:17 - Ireland

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Today, when I returned from holiday, I discovered my best friend taught my parrot dirty phrases for fun. I can't get her to shut up and my little niece and nephew are coming over in three days. FML
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JtotheZ 0

I did the same thing with my grandmas parrot but I thought it Spanish bad words. ;P she doesn't know Spanish.

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ChocolateEclaire 0

Put a blanket on its cage so it sleeps and won't cuss. Make sure the kids don't get in that room though...

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KingDingALing 9

"polly want a *****" :p

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Mauskau 35

tell your niece and nephew your parrot is ill

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Geekgirl87 6

make your friend take care of the bird when your niece and nephew are in town. tell the friend to have fun and that he/she deserves it.

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RockstarChickxD 1

Polly want a cracker? Polly wants your mamas sweet ass.

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paprikacha 9

...I'm going to go buy a parrot for the sole reason of teaching it that one phrase. XD

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I want to get one solely for the purpose of teaching it to say "**** you" whenever anyone walks by it or tries to talk to it. :D

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MMMMMMPorkchops 1

ha! Now that's a good prank. sounds like a funny friend.

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