HAAA AWESOME!

better tell the best friend she's watching the parrot while your niece and nephew are in town.

put a blanket over the cage so your bird thinks it's time to sleep. works like a charm!

Throw a sheet over the cage and be done with it. Also, there is entirely no point to get a parrot if you're not going to teach it to say dirty things. My parrot says "I **** your mother" everytime somebody talks to it. It's awesome.

tell them that if they say any of the words theyll burn in hell...or kill your parrot

ahahah I moderated this onee! that's hilarious. too bad you can't teach dogs that. haha

So you put the bird in a closed room, or you have someone else watch it. It's your own fault for trusting someone so obviously immature to watch the animal in the first place.

kill it problem solved

cut off it's wind pipe. maybe the lack of oxygen will kill enough brain cells to make it forget the phrases

Kill the bird!!!!!!