Intimacy: Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told...

By d - 26/03/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

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By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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By rainyday - 12/02/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By just physical - 18/03/2013 02:45 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML

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By PinkMonkeys - 23/11/2016 18:33

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML

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Tiny Tim

By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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txdiva 0

Friday 26 March 2010 15:04

Did you want tears and for him to beg you not to break up with him??!! Be glad that's all he said!!!

babyteef 0

Friday 26 March 2010 15:01

good answer on his part

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H8SnkrDoodls 2

Saturday 27 March 2010 7:27

Ashley121645 0

Monday 29 March 2010 7:00

haha get a sense of humor. thats a funny response i have never heard that one lol haha!

gasjockey22 1

Saturday 17 April 2010 16:31

It's easy to say something out of hurt. I may have said the same thing in that situation. It doesn't necessarily mean you were wrong to break up with him, but he would probably lash out either way. At least he attacked you verbally instead of physically (not to suggest that I would do THAT).

LynzCatastrophe 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 9:11

well you have something to think about, your better off without him, he doesn't care that you are breaking up with him, he sounds like he was only around for sex, and he's cheap!