By d - 26/03/2010 07:31 - United States

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Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
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txdiva 0

Did you want tears and for him to beg you not to break up with him??!! Be glad that's all he said!!!

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oliboi 0

hahahahahahahahaha i loved that guys comeback. epic. out of condoms. but kinda chicks fault

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SupermanXL 3

how do you "try" to break up? isn't it a yoda-like moment of "do or do not, there is no try"?

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mrguy266 0

I would dump him just becuz he said that..he sounds like an asshole.

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TempestJones 0

She was dumping him... hence why he said that... duh.

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nemohazADDlama 0

well.......... money is tight these days.....

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bombtastic 10

too bad that's the only thing that's tight. ;)

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chemqueen20 0

I agree and fyl OP, he was just usin you :(

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boopityboppity 11

You misspelled, "I'm going to be a parent really soon."

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Prestigex 0

Yo dawg, I heard you like seckz, so I put a condom in your condom so you can **** while you ****.

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boopityboppity 11

It doesn't get any funnier on the second or third FMLs.

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Prestigex 0

it's what you do when you're bored at school with Internet connection. (:

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Prestigex 0

Haha, well hello. I'm in Washington. (:

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boopityboppity 11

See, but I live in PA. I was trying to say that I got out of school.

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Prestigex 0

What are you doing all the way in Holland?

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boopityboppity 11

Vacation. I think, after one more of your comments, we should cease talking, so as not to annoy the other commentors with a huge, unrelated thread.

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Prestigex 0

Very well, nice talking to you. I'm about to lose Internet anyway, enjoy your vacation friend!

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jweezy89 4

Ok having sex alot does not mean someone is being used. It means your in a relationship, tard.

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maskedman 9

Lately, FML has given me a lot of great comebacks for when my girlfriend dumps me. Why are these girls complaining when their boyfriends are cool with getting dumped. If I dumped my girl and she was cool that would be a dream come true. Instead most of them just cry their eyes out and send me on a guilt trip or try to murder me.

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maskedman 9

I would respond but I'm dead. This is really going to mess up my weekend.

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