By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

Depending on the cashier's personality, this could go many ways: It could be absolutely hilarious and you could make a new friend. The cashier could be a sweet old lady who reminds you of your granny, and become flustered. It would be awkward for everyone. The cashier could give you a creepy wink-grin combo. Any combination of the above, and more scenarios. I'm assuming, since this is an FML, it wasn't the first one. So.... Awkward.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Clearly an acceptable form of legal US currency. Washington is run by dicks anyway.

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Caitlin72 5

Should've just winked at them.

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HotShrimp 3

This made my day

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ebfbruh 0

It's okay. you can play it off as a pickup move.

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mercsl65 7

hope it led to an awkward next couple of visits

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melrose90210 10

How do you mistake a condom for a $20 bill?

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I_dont_exist 5

Rubber Money :]

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Ashter 20

I think it was a fine trade. A single condom is worth the thousands of dollars you could be spending over the next 18+ years if you fail to use it. The cashier should have been thrilled for such an occurrence. Lol.

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audreyav 7

OP, condoms have been proven to break more frequently during sex after being kept in hot places like wallets and glove compartments. Thought you should know.

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pexy_fml 16

Sex can also be a way for paying for your grocery

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